Yourmom^2 (euphkid07) wrote in foster_kids,

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ULTIMATE band story

> A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we
> don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open
> fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is
> out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
> enough.
> A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse
> me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender
> is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
> Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
> exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
> tonight."
> The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a
> 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a
> nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp
> tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be
> the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands
> there au natural.
> Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
> The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution
> of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
> correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any
> wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are
> bassless.
> The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons,
> then the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much
> treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
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